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Staff Contest
Helping Jay Leno
Did you guys see that news story about the place in Florida where they found $180,000 in stolen nickels buried in the back yard?! They also found 50 marijuana plants. We had a punchline contest for this and are sending the best ones off to Jay Leno:
1) They must have thought they were stealing nickel bags.
2) That's a lot of late night trips to the Butterfinger vending machine!
3) The nickels were buried just like Johnny Carson. I'm the king now!
4) Marijuana is supposedly America's number 1 cash crop. Nickels, on the other hand, don't grow too good.
5) How many Thomas Jeffersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, we wanted to be safe, so we gathered 3,800,000 of 'em. But–duhs on us–it doesn’t matter; we’re growing outdoor.
6) You know those drug dealers, they really nickle and dime you to death.
7) Appears they caught 'em in the "nickel" of time.
8) Stolen nickels found buried under illegal marijuana plants... In other news; Willie Nelson is poor and sober...
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