Spam of the Month

by Josh - Jun 7th, 07

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Getting angry at all the horrible spam that clutters up our comments section would sorta be like bitching out C-3PO. What the fuck does he care? He’s just following his program, right? Until he gets struck by lightning and starts craving input and hang time with Ally Sheedy, might as well just shrug and say, “fuck it.”
This curious bit of non-functioning spoetry (spam+poetry) came to us from Tony Hawk Cheap Cruise 49, and it wins the booby prize on name alone. I imagine THCC-49 is a butler droid with a fiber-optic mcsqueeb that rolls around on extreme cruise ships bumping into walls and spilling Jagerbulls.

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